Blond Moments

Carlee...poor, poor Carlee!

She was working the front desk when a salesman came in and asked for me. They talked for a minute and then she came in my office and told me a horse trainer was there to see me. What???
Actually it was a salesman who wanted to do some 'horse trading'. Hehehehehe.

Later on, we had a guest come to the front desk asking for toiletries. I was in my office listening to her stammer and stutter until she finally asked him what toiltetries were. He told her, "underarm deodorant and stuff like that".
"OH!" she says. Then offers him toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, and a comb, in addition to the deodorant.
Where do I get these people!