Fake Bake

I just returned from the tanning salon. Bridgette goes later this afternoon. It's been several years since I last tanned and this will be Bridgette's first time ever. She wanted to tan because she's young and that's just what you do. I'm tanning because it does wonders for the appearance of cellulite. I warned her about how easy it is to burn the first time, especially your butt cheeks and boobs. We'll see how she fares.